FALL 2010

Hey, So... It's not Meg! It's Danny.
I've been on bookstore hiatus for the past 6 months, I started up again for rush last week.
SAME DUMB QUESTIONS.
only this time, almost all the workers are new!!
I'm a little scared, it's SOOOO different now.
Everything is different.
Don't know how this semester will work out!

Speechless...

I'm terribly sorry, you cannot use your HISTORY books for your PHILOSOPHY class next semester. Unless of course you are planning on failing it, which is highly likely. And while you are at it, try using your LITERATURE book for your STATISTICS class. If you get a bad grade just tell your teacher we sold it to you. Usually does wonders and gets you whatever you want, you poor soul at our mercy.

"do you take cash?"

+We do not accept cash.
+I can NOT help you!
+I do NOT work here!
+Checks are unacceptable (so are cards)

Sure! I'll refund you fully, IN cash, regardless of how you paid! (No, you don't need your receipt!) The return deadline is more a suggestion... YOU KNOW WHAT!? We don't even need the book[s] here!!

Oh?! Those signs?! I didn't even realized I put those there!!

Oh yes!! One more thing! WE NEVER CLOSE!!! (NOR ARE WE EVER OPEN!)

get a clue. you're in college!

SSN strikes again...

Dude... you have financial aid.. why in the heck would I want to steal your identity?!?! and even if you didn't give me your social, i still have access to it!! so get a grip!

Truth: Talk To Your Kids...!

I hate rush!

'nuff said.

whoops!

you know you are dealing with rush head when you try to scan the books with a stapler... :)