Thursday, September 4, 2008

YOU'RE IN COLLEGE...

don't be dumb!!

WAIT?! There's a line?!

Spazms of people clumping up the walk space, standing in a scattered mass one behind the other (respectively). To their left side, I pink sign stating: LINE STARTS BEHIND HERE... on the opposing side it says: LINE STARTS HERE -->

I speak in a louder tone. "Can You please make a line behind the sign that says 'Line starts behind here' please?! Thank You!"

The mass then form a, somewhat, decent line...however, there are still some stragglers. I repeat my stated favor one more time, a little louder!!


Now tell me.

If there is a line of people with a sign next to them, clearly stating line starts here...

wht the hell do other people not understand that...well....THERE'S A LINE.

"I'm sorry, but you have to wait in line, like everyone else."
"Oh! There's a line?"

Seriously!

i can't even begin to explain..!!!

Awkward...

Today I handed a guy his receipt and asked him to sign his bottom.... I nearly died..

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

HUH?! part t-whoa!

So basically...

This is how I sounded today.

"You have until the ten thuv seplambarm blishma pah!"

"All bluhh mli cla mnikis..nish."

"Last day floor a rehrerrn..."

"Mnlehn mnlah!"


...yeah.

Huh?!

I tried to scan someones books with a pen... just thought you all would find that amusing!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Get Over It!

We do not take Starter Checks. Someone could easily find them on the floor and use them as their own...

A woman comes up to me with her check. I told her: "We Do not accept starter checks..." for the above reason. She replies with a "It take 900 years to send me my real checks and I have money in the account!" While she's telling me about the money situation, she places here account (handwitten btw) in my face... (Cause that proves it's YOUR money...)

Then I told her. I'm sorry, It's store policy to protect the holder of the checking account...

"That's rediculous!"
(yeah...I know, out of context, but that's basically what she meant...)

I'm sorry (I'm actually not), but i'm not gonna argue with you...we don't take them!
GET OVER IT!!

Computer Labs, Financial Aid...Bookstore!!

I'm not even at the bookstore and I'm helping people! Why the Hell do I have AMAZING customer service?!

I'm not even wearing my "Yes! I can help you!" shirt...

:(

my life is sad.