Saran Wrap

Today someone came in with one of the algebra packages and wanted to return it. He had opened it, but seemed to think that we are all idiots at the bookstore. The book was saran wrapped very neatly. I pretended that I had to ask my manager about allowing him to return the book and proceeded to march it around the bookstore. Tina had a coughing fit she laughed so hard. Heather and George couldn't believe it. So, I walked back to the window, carefully unwrapped the saran wrap, and calmly told the guy, "Next time you return your books can you please try to keep them in their original plastic?"